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1.53sWhat-mas? Christmas.
2.7sYou know, X-M-A-S.
1.7sOh, you mean Xmas.
2.7sYou must be using an archaic pronunciation.
2.15sLike when you say "ask" instead of "axe."
1.05sXmas, huh?
1.33s
3.3sYou know, this will be my first Xmas away from home.
0.98sHey, hey.
1.7sLet me axe you something.
2.94sWould it cheer you up if we went and cut down an Xmas tree?
3sYeah, an old-fashioned Xmas tree.
3.07sHey, these aren't Xmas trees.
1.2sHo-ho, huh?
2.03sThey're supposed to be some kind of pine tree.
3.95sPine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry.
4.37sGone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty.
1.1s
2.43sAh, brisk.
2.49sThis isn't the way Christmas is supposed to be.
1sThere, there.
1.47sEverything's changed.
1.45sThat's not true.