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1.07sGood Lord!
2.19sHe doesn't know about Santa Claus.
2.62sI know about Santa Claus.
2.47sBack in 2801, the Friendly Robot Company
9.21sbuilt a robotic Santa to determine who'd been naughty and who'd been nice and distribute presents accordingly but something went wrong.
1.32sWow, 2801.
1.67sAnyway...
1.27sWait, you fool!
6.77sDue to a programming error Santa's standards were set too high and he invariably judges everyone to be naughty.
6.71sIf he catches you after dark he'll chop off your head and stuff your neck full of toys from his sack of horrors.
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1.88sNice meeting you.
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1.13sWelcome, brother.
3.14sMay the blessings of the season be upon you.
0.88sYeah, yeah, amen.
4.4sListen, I'm one of those lazy, homeless bums I've been hearing about.
2.45sCould you point me to the free booze?
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