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4.37sGone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty.
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2.43sAh, brisk.
2.49sThis isn't the way Christmas is supposed to be.
1sThere, there.
1.47sEverything's changed.
1.45sThat's not true.
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7.77sOh, Xmas tree, oh, Xmas tree Ba-boo-be-boo, bah-be-boh...
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1.57sOw!
6.69sEvery Christmas, my mom would get a fresh goose for gooseburgers and my dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.
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3.14sThis dumb holiday just makes me think of all the things I left behind.
2.25sLet's just stop talking about Xmas.
1.53sHappy Xmas, Xmas people!