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3.19sLadies and gentlemen, Conan O'Brien's head.
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2.72sThank you, thank you.
1sLet's get started.
2.17sMax, play me over.
0.73sAh!
1.87sLooks like someone forgot to feed Max.
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4.94sSo, people are getting pretty worried about this Y2K problem, huh?
2.67sNo, they fixed that 900 years ago.
1.17sjust bear with me, sir.
2.27sAnyway, I'm walking to work this morning...
0.75sI doubt it.
7.42sListen, pal I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012 but I've still got something you'll never have--
1.17sa soul.
0.37sEh.
1.37sAnd freckles.
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1.52sWell, I'm out of material.