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2.08sOh?

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1.38sXmas eve--

3.47sAnother pointless day where I accomplish nothing.

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7.94sThe holiday season is a time of celebration for most but it is also a time to remember the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.

3.1sEarthlings do not yet know the meaning of suffering.

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4.19sEarlier today, I visited a shelter for down-and-out robots--

5.94sHomeless robots, too poor to afford even the basic alcohol they need to fuel their circuits.

1.37sIs there anything sadder?

3.8sOnly drowning puppies and there would have to be a lot of them.

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1.33sWhere you going, Bender?

3.12sTo volunteer at a liquor kitchen for homeless robots.

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