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2.24sbut Daddy has to go to a beer-drinking contest today.
0.65sThink you'll win?
2.77sSon, when you participate in sporting events,
3.45sit's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
2.93sGotcha. Well, gotta go. Me too.
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2.55sUh, it's hard for us to leave when you're standing there, Mom.
1.72sPush her down, Son.
1.3sNo one's going anywhere.
2.37sWe're going to clean the whole house from top to bottom.
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2.52sOh, dear God, no!
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3.5sI think you'll find that escape is impossible.
2.53sNow, each one of you take a floor and get started.
0.67sI call the basement.
1.3sFine.
1.63sD'oh?
1.87sD'Oh!
4.67sI'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just buy a new house?
3.1sOh, Bart, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore.
2.48sHere, work to the music.
3.24sYou load 16 tons and what do you get
2.57sAnother day older and deeper in debt
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