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3.39sWe could buy all kinds of useful things like... love.
3.04sOr double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows,
3.69sbut they'll save us four percent on our heating bill.
1.93sWell, they will.
3sYou all seem to be forgetting the most important thing,
2.88swhich is, that it's wrong to imprison an animal.
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0.4sLisa, go to your room.
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2.85sWe appreciate you coming down, but, look, kid.
2.1sThe thing is, uh--
1.93swe don't have an elephant.
3.44sCome on, kid, just take the money, huh? Otherwise, we might get fired.
0.4sYou don't want us to get fired, do you?
2.02sEh, either way.
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3.19sWe think we know how your mind works, Bart, so how 'bout this?
3.1sWe pay your principal $10,000 to pull down his pants...
2.84sand keep 'em down for the rest of the school year.
0.5sI'll do it, Bart.
2.75sUm... no.
3.85sOkay, okay. What if we use the 10,000 to surgically transform Skinner here...
2.47sinto a-- some kind of a lobster-like creature?