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2.87sUh-huh.
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3.8sSo the substitute teacher comes in and says her name is Mrs. Doody.
3.37sAnd everyone's looking at me like, "Take it, Bart. Run with it."
4.14sThen it hits me. I've become a clown.
3.84sA class clown. And it sickens me.
2.58sWow. Bart has feelings.
2.02sMrs. Doody.
3.77sThree wars back we called "sauerkraut" "liberty cabbage."
2.84sAnd we called "liberty cabbage" "super slaw."
3.8sAnd back then a suitcase was known as a Swedish lunch box.
2.23sCourse nobody knew that but me.
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3.04sAnyway, "long story short"...
3.8sis a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
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4.27sYou know, tomorrow is the annual Springfield formal event.
5.19sWe weren't going to go after last year's unpleasantness.
3.3sThat donkey is such a bad influence on you.