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2.75sHey, what are you doing in here? I'm an alcoholic.
1.97sHomer, will you appear on my show?
2.33sSure thing, Alky.
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2.9sWelcome to Afternoon Yak.
4.35sToday we will meet a man who couldn't open his mouth,
2.47sso he learned to open his heart.
2.58sPlease welcome Homer and Marge Simpson.
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2.79sSo, Marge, tell.
3.37sWhat's it like kissing a man with a mouth full of metal?
2.67sMy boyfriend has a metal tongue stud.
2.2sWho cares what's on his tongue,
2.3slong as he's a stud where it counts.
2.72sI'm talkin' downtown.
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3.19sMarge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?
3.07sWell, he would eat all the time.
4.1sWe'd be making love, and he'd have a mouth full of Hershey's Miniatures.
2.24sKrackle was my favorite.
3.05sI hope that was the only miniature in the bedroom.
0.42sI'm talkin' downtown.