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1.9sShe's got elbow cleavage.
4.27sYou know, that little wrinkle that fat people get on their elbows that looks like a schwa?
1.93sI mean, you wouldn't have sex with her, would you?
1.4sOh, yeah, I would. Really?
1.97sOh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I would do everything to her.
1.37sI don't care what she looks like.
1.43sI would wreck that chick.
1.57sWell, you are a trouper.
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1.74sSorry. Fat wife coming through.
2.5sSorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Fat wife.
1.34sOh, hold on a sec.
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1.2sAll right, bring her through.
1.17sPeter, stop it.
2.44sFor God's sake, you're embarrassing me.
3.5sNot as embarrassed as I was when I got that job entertaining prison inmates.
1.3sDo it again, Griffin.
1.83sCome on. I just did it, like, five times.
1.37sDo it!
2.34sMy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
9.41sAnd they're like It's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I can teach you But I have to charge Look, honey, with all due respect,
1.63syou've gained some weight recently.
1.43sIt's 5 pounds at the most.
1.8sIt's not a big deal.
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