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1.7s(DUCKS QUACKING)
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2.9sWell, it looks like I'm a man with no sperm.
5.27sBut I'll always be a man with no sperm who once had a wonderful day.
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2.1sWell, guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
1.53sYou poor bastard.
3.14sAfter all, sex is pointless without potency.
2.87sThat's right. You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got?
2.23sYou got a, a belt.
1.6sIt's not that big a deal.
2.87sA bunch of the guys on the force have had vasectomies,
1.8sand their lives haven't changed at all.
1.37sWould you ever have one?
1.67sNever!
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