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2sWhen you go to sleep, aim your butt the other way.
1.5sLast night, for God's sake, you farted.
3.04sI felt like somebody was sticking me with a cigarette lighter from the car.
2.44sYou're fat. Shut up and go to sleep!
3.17s(BOTH GRUNTING) Lois, you weigh a ton! Get off me!
1.83sI'm trying, I... Try harder!
4.1sPeter, if you just stop for one second... Lois, that hurts. Quit it.
1.57s(BOTH MOANING)
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1.67sPeter, are we having sex?
3.44sLet's check. Just lift up that fold right there.
0.9sUh, yup.
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2.17sLois, last night was amazing.
1.23sIt was, wasn't it?
2.9sFat sex is the hottest sex we've ever had.
2.63sThere were so many boobs, I didn't know whose boobs I was grabbing,
1.43syour boobs or my boobs.
1.77sI know. It was amazing.
3.44sMuch better than that night you pretended your penis was Danny Aiello.
4.04sOh, that is so interesting, Danny Aiello.
2.54sYou've got the best Spike Lee stories.
2.4sWhat's that? You want to meet my wife?