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1.57sLaugh and cry
4.84sHe's a family guy
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2.43sChris, did you get your homework done? Yup.
2sChris, I know when you're lying to me.
2.34sJust like Santa Claus knows when you're sleeping.
2.2s(CLATTERING) (GASPING) What was that?
1.27sHey, what the hell?
1.23sUh, hey.
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1.83s- Get out of here!
- Okay, okay!
2.2sNo, Mom. I got it all done.
1.33sFor my science homework,
3.54sI had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
1.63sYou mean diorama?
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1.1sUh-oh.
1.7sHey, Lois, I got your pregnancy test.
1.3sWhat the hell you need this for?
2.4sI need it because I think I might be pregnant.
2.54sWhat? My God, are you sure it's yours?
1.57sLois pregnant?
2.64sI didn't think the fat man still had that kind of marksmanship.
2.87sBut that's what they said about Lee Harvey Oswald.
1.37sHey, Mr. President!
2.8sMr. President, up here! I voted for you!
1.17sWait a minute.