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2.67sSTEWIE: Ooh! Ooh! There he is. There he is. Right there. BRIAN: Ah, found him.
1.67sThat was a tricky one.
2.44s(CHILDREN CHATTERING) GIRL: No kidding. He looks weird.
2.44sWhat the deuce is all the commotion?
1.87sAll right. Out of my way. Move aside.
2.54sWhat the hell is so bloody fascinating?
1.7s(GASPING) You!
1.33sWell, well, well.
2.5sIf it isn't my half brother Stewie!
3.24sBertram! I haven't seen you since our microscopic encounter.
2.1sHow the deuce did you get out of Peter's testicles?
1.64s- He donated sperm.
- Gross.
1.6sWell, I don't mean to be a discourteous host,
1.57sbut this is my playground.
1.3sI rule this territory.
2.47sMy, my! What an amusingly misguided view.
4.27sVery well, then. You leave me no choice but to declare war!
4.17sSo be it. I'll do to you what B.C. does to comedy on a daily basis.
2sCAVEMAN 1: Hey, why is Juan so happy?
2.47sCAVEMAN 2: I think he finally figured himself out.
3.07sCAVEMAN 1: Huh, I guess it takes Juan to know Juan.
1.43s(LAUGHING)
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2.17sHey, boys. You having a midnight snack?
0.5sHmm.
0.83sMmm-hmm.