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4.27sVery well, then. You leave me no choice but to declare war!
4.17sSo be it. I'll do to you what B.C. does to comedy on a daily basis.
2sCAVEMAN 1: Hey, why is Juan so happy?
2.47sCAVEMAN 2: I think he finally figured himself out.
3.07sCAVEMAN 1: Huh, I guess it takes Juan to know Juan.
1.43s(LAUGHING)
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2.17sHey, boys. You having a midnight snack?
0.5sHmm.
0.83sMmm-hmm.
4.3sI'm just gonna grab something, too, and go back to bed alone again.
1.87sNight.
3.47sYou know, Lois has gotten kind of fat since you guys stopped having sex.
3.77sIt might be time to, you know, have some sex.
2.54sYou know, at first I didn't want to do it 'cause of the vasectomy.
2.37sBut now it's just... I mean, look at her.
1.9sShe's got elbow cleavage.
4.27sYou know, that little wrinkle that fat people get on their elbows that looks like a schwa?
1.93sI mean, you wouldn't have sex with her, would you?