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4.87sThere is absolutely zero chance that I spilled all the jars and had to refill them with my own sperm.
1.2sZero chance.
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1.8s(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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1.3s(SCREAMING)
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1.3sIt's a boy!
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2.9sVictory shall be mine!
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4.74sMAN ON TV: We now return to Tony Danza and Sylvester Stallone in What?
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1.67s(MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY)
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1.63sPeter, we have to talk.
2.33sWe haven't had sex since your vasectomy.
1.7sYeah, I just don't feel like it, Lois,
2.07sseeing as how I'm not a real man anymore.
2.44sHoney, it was just a simple operation.