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1.9sOh, my God. Your face.
2.34sOh, sweetie. You got the chicken pox.
1.54sCome on, we got to get you out of here.
2.67sNo. No, damn you, I've got to finish what I've started!
2.37sNo... My God, you've put on weight.
2.77sYou're like one of those Memory Foam mattresses.
1.8sLook, there's my face.
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1.3sHere you go, sweetie.
2.84sA couple of more oatmeal baths and you'll be all better.
1.6sWell, no need to clean up when I'm done.
4.44sYou'll probably just slice a couple of bananas in here and chow down, huh, porky?
1.7sSo what happened with that kid on the playground?
1.13sHe won this round, Brian.
1.57sBut I'm going back tomorrow.
2.27sAnd when I've carried out my plan, he won't know what hit him,
2.07slike that baseball team that Peter coached.
3.14sWell, kids, just when I thought we'd never find an assistant coach,
3.3sI ran into this drifter hanging out near the elementary school playground.
1.5sHe's got a clown costume in his trunk,
1.47sso we know he's good with kids,
3.9sand pictures of boys in their underwear, so he's probably had some medical training.