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2.54sYou know, at first I didn't want to do it 'cause of the vasectomy.
2.37sBut now it's just... I mean, look at her.
1.9sShe's got elbow cleavage.
4.27sYou know, that little wrinkle that fat people get on their elbows that looks like a schwa?
1.93sI mean, you wouldn't have sex with her, would you?
1.4sOh, yeah, I would. Really?
1.97sOh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I would do everything to her.
1.37sI don't care what she looks like.
1.43sI would wreck that chick.
1.57sWell, you are a trouper.
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1.74sSorry. Fat wife coming through.
2.5sSorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Fat wife.
1.34sOh, hold on a sec.
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1.2sAll right, bring her through.
1.17sPeter, stop it.
2.44sFor God's sake, you're embarrassing me.
3.5sNot as embarrassed as I was when I got that job entertaining prison inmates.