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4.27sI'm a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points.
8.04sI can use my helm of disintegration and do one-D-4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-5 holy avenger.
2.63sPaladins can't use the helm of disintegration.
3.6sOh. Okay, then I'm a black guy.
1.57sOh, thank God. It's negative.
2.94sOoh. Dodged a bullet there, right? Although, I got to tell you,
3.5sI was kind of getting used to the idea of having a little brother or sister.
2.37sPeter, we can't risk these things anymore.
1.37sYou're absolutely right.
1.57sLois, you're getting your tubes tied.
1.67sWhy should I get my tubes tied?
1.6sYou should get a vasectomy.
1.7sFirst of all, I don't know what that is,
1.77sand, second of all, no freaking way.
2.7sPeter, it's the male equivalent of a woman getting her tubes tied,
2.1sexcept, it's actually a lot quicker and safer.
1.47sLet these guys explain.
5.84sA vasectomy's a medical procedure
3.24sOne that makes you half a man
3.3sYou're half a man