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1.17sAll right, Lee.
2.67sTime to become an American hero.
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4.1s(SIGHS) Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
1.4sOh, God, I hope you're not pregnant.
1.33sWe can't afford another kid.
1.83sWe already got Chris, Stewie, Richie,
2.37sJoanie, Greg, Marcia, Bobby, Jan,
3.7sMike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
1sPeter, those aren't your kids.
1.13sThat's the Nick at Nite lineup.
3sBlanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
1sThat's Street Fighter.
1.03sRed, blue, green.
1.4sThose are colors.
2.54sGod, I can't believe we weren't more careful.
3.07sThis probably happened that night we tried role-playing.
2.17sOh, I need a spanking.
2.5sI'm a bad, bad girl.
4.27sI'm a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points.
8.04sI can use my helm of disintegration and do one-D-4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-5 holy avenger.
2.63sPaladins can't use the helm of disintegration.
3.6sOh. Okay, then I'm a black guy.