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2.2s(CLATTERING) (GASPING) What was that?
1.27sHey, what the hell?
1.23sUh, hey.
1.2s
1.83s- Get out of here!
- Okay, okay!
2.2sNo, Mom. I got it all done.
1.33sFor my science homework,
3.54sI had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
1.63sYou mean diorama?
1.07s
1.1sUh-oh.
1.7sHey, Lois, I got your pregnancy test.
1.3sWhat the hell you need this for?
2.4sI need it because I think I might be pregnant.
2.54sWhat? My God, are you sure it's yours?
1.57sLois pregnant?
2.64sI didn't think the fat man still had that kind of marksmanship.
2.87sBut that's what they said about Lee Harvey Oswald.
1.37sHey, Mr. President!
2.8sMr. President, up here! I voted for you!
1.17sWait a minute.
1.97sThat guy on the grassy knoll's got a gun.
1.4sHe's gonna shoot the President.
2.17sHoly smokes, I've got to do something.
1.17sAll right, Lee.
2.67sTime to become an American hero.
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4.1s(SIGHS) Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
1.4sOh, God, I hope you're not pregnant.