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0.83sMmm-hmm.
4.3sI'm just gonna grab something, too, and go back to bed alone again.
1.87sNight.
3.47sYou know, Lois has gotten kind of fat since you guys stopped having sex.
3.77sIt might be time to, you know, have some sex.
2.54sYou know, at first I didn't want to do it 'cause of the vasectomy.
2.37sBut now it's just... I mean, look at her.
1.9sShe's got elbow cleavage.
4.27sYou know, that little wrinkle that fat people get on their elbows that looks like a schwa?
1.93sI mean, you wouldn't have sex with her, would you?
1.4sOh, yeah, I would. Really?
1.97sOh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I would do everything to her.
1.37sI don't care what she looks like.
1.43sI would wreck that chick.
1.57sWell, you are a trouper.
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1.74sSorry. Fat wife coming through.
2.5sSorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Fat wife.
1.34sOh, hold on a sec.
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1.2sAll right, bring her through.
1.17sPeter, stop it.
2.44sFor God's sake, you're embarrassing me.
3.5sNot as embarrassed as I was when I got that job entertaining prison inmates.
1.3sDo it again, Griffin.
1.83sCome on. I just did it, like, five times.