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1.63sPeter, we have to talk.
2.33sWe haven't had sex since your vasectomy.
1.7sYeah, I just don't feel like it, Lois,
2.07sseeing as how I'm not a real man anymore.
2.44sHoney, it was just a simple operation.
2.34sIt's no reason to give up on your sex life.
2.47sI don't know, Lois. I'm just not feeling it anymore.
2.2sBesides, it gives me time to try new things,
2.37slike that time I tried wearing adult diapers.
1.37sHey, Lois. Hey, kids.
1.6sOh, boy, that smells delicious.
1.8sYou know, I'd love to stay and eat with you,
3.24sbut I got to go meet Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire down at...
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3.7sthe bar. So just put my dinner in the fridge and I'll heat it up later.
1.07sLove you.
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1.3sYou, go get me an ice cream.
1.03sYou, clear the slide.
1.3sI'm going down in five minutes.
2.47sYou! Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?
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1.47sYou're my boyfriend.
1.34sYes, dear. Of course I am.
1.94sNow, where's Lloyd with our Fun Dip?
5.31sGood God! Running an empire is harder than finding diversity in the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog.
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