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3.3sYou're half a man
15.92sRemember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially that is the plan That is the plan Well, I'm starting to get the picture, but how's it done?
1.07s
3.54sYou make a small incision in the scrotal skin
1.83sIsolate the vas and
1.97sIsolate the vas and then you
3.54sRoll it in position with a towel clamp
1.77sThen you snip the fibrous tissue
1.27sThen you snip the fibrous tissue
4.27sHey, then you'll never have to wear a condom
4.2sWhen you do it with your wife
2sOr anyone else you do it with
1.9sWe promise not to tell
2.44sLike that new hot chick at work
1.93sYou know, the one who always has high beams
2.4sUnder her ribbed, white, cotton t-shirt
3.24sBut then stares daggers at you for checking her out
3.74sAnd it', like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention?