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3.54sRoll it in position with a towel clamp
1.77sThen you snip the fibrous tissue
1.27sThen you snip the fibrous tissue
4.27sHey, then you'll never have to wear a condom
4.2sWhen you do it with your wife
2sOr anyone else you do it with
1.9sWe promise not to tell
2.44sLike that new hot chick at work
1.93sYou know, the one who always has high beams
2.4sUnder her ribbed, white, cotton t-shirt
3.24sBut then stares daggers at you for checking her out
3.74sAnd it', like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention?
4.17sBut you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual-harassment meeting
1.67sYou all had to go to
2.8sSeriously, how lame was that?
2.97sAnd you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer
2.53sRunning the seminar had a huge rack
2.27sLike, ridiculously huge for someone
2.67sWho has to talk about that kind of stuff
6.81sWell, I guess that's the definition of the word, "Irony"