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5.6sHi, there. Peter Griffin. I've got an appointment to, uh, banish a White Russian from my Kremlin.
3.07sWell, we don't have empty rooms right now, but if you'll have a seat...
4.34sYeah. I kind of warmed myself up in the car if you catch my drift.
3.1sI could put you in the storage freezer. That'll work.
2.37sNurse, I've got a splinter.
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1.9sJust come out whenever you're done.
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3.97sOh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
3.17s(PETER SCREAMS) PETER: Oh, God! I...
2.17sI think I feel them moving.
2.7sHi. My partner and I want to have a baby.
4.9sWe'd like a vial of sperm and an applicator that looks like Jodie Foster's knuckles.
3.97sCertainly. Let me just go to the freezer.
2.74sMr. Griffin, y-you were in there an awfully long time.
2.27sAre you all right? Yup, yup. Fine, fine.
3.97sAnd just so you know, everything in there is exactly the way it was when I went in.
4.87sThere is absolutely zero chance that I spilled all the jars and had to refill them with my own sperm.