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3.92sMy beard. I broke my beard.
3.04sOh, my God! We can't let Homer know!
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1.87sWhat? Huh?
2.17sOh, that is it!
2.17sAbraham J. Simpson,
4.54syou are never driving again, ever!
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5.27sOhh, I can't believe I cracked up my only set of wheels.
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2.14sGo home.
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3.37sPut on a smile, high-pants. I've got a surprise for you.
2.94sI've booked us a room for the weekend in Branson, Missouri.
3.34sThe Grits Carlton Hotel. Oh, that's great.
1.79sUh, but there's a slight hitch.
3.54sYa see, I'm temporarily between cars.
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3.77sBut we don't need anything to have fun but ourselves.