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2.72sYeah. There's so many things we can--
2.95sYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll call you or send you some fruit.
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2.63sLook, Grampa. You're already getting a new neighbor.
1.9sHi. I'm Zelda.
2.27sI put the "ass" in "assisted living."
2.9sHoly mac-- Hee-hee!
2.04sAbe Simpson's the name.
5.74sAnd now that you're here, I'm changing my instructions to "Do resuscitate."
2.15sNow let me show you around.
2.85sOver there are the preppies,
2.12sand over there's the comatose,
2.67sand the cool comatose.
4.07sHey, who's the tall drink of Maalox?
2.5sAre you young ladies here to visit your mothers?
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2.02sEh, that's Zack.
3.14sHe's as smooth as a 50-year-old behind.
3.7sWho wants to go get some sweet corn in my minivan?
1.7sIt's got a wheelchair lift.
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