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4.15sBut, Zelda, if you're looking for something with a big backseat...
3.87sand a lot of gas, I'm your man.
1.05sOh!
2.27sYou've never heard Garrison Keillor...
2.79still you've heard him through five speakers.
0.48sAw, phoo.
1.54sTramp.
0.48sB-6.
4sYou sunk my Scrabbleship.
1.65sThis game makes no sense.
2.52sTell that to the good men who just lost their lives.
2.07sSemper fi.
2.03sI want to drive again!
2.85sYou? No way! It's too dangerous.
3.85sWell, you're no angel behind the wheel. What about your D.U.I.?
2.5sThat was a D.W.I.
1.77sGive Grampa a chance.
1.67sStatistics show that old people drive...
2.17sat least as well as sleep-deprived apes.
1.67sPlease, Son.
3sDriving is my last chance to feel alive.
4.15sWell, you brought me into this world, so, no!
3.55sFine! I'm dead.
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