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2.24sAch, my beauty.
3.27sWait till the superintendent sees you.
3.62sWere it not a violation of God's law, I'd make you my wife.
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1.69sNow thar's a lonely man.
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3.44sI'm new in town. Be there a cool loch...
2.79swhere a lass could wash her long, red hair?
5.32sNay, but there's a pool at me apartment complex. There was a rat in the deep end.
4.72sBut we got 'im! Ah, lead on.
3.65sForty-eight, 49, 50.
2.9sFlag's up-to-date. Very good, Seymour.
2.17sNow, are these children as smart as they look?
3.67sWell, let's, uh, pick one at random. Mmm, how about that one?
0.62sYou mean this boy here?
1.97sNo! No. Lisa Simpson.
2.05sWhen was the Battle of New Orleans?
1.87sjanuary 8, 1815.
2.29sTwo weeks after the war ended.