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3.69sOh!
0.48sI-is Whacking Day over?
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2.65sThank you. Thanks for coming out.
2.99sIt's all so barbaric.
1.87sHey, kids, how was school?
3.12sI learned how many drams in a pennyweight. I got expelled.
2.49sThat's my boy.
2.64sMmm, beer. What?
2.05sLook, Dad, I don't need school.
3.5sI'll make my way as a bootblack. Shine your boots, guv'nor?
3.14sNo son of mine is gonna be a 19th-century cockney bootblack.
2.15sWe're gonna find you another school.
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2.53sNow, remember, Bart. This is a religious school,
3.47sso be very careful about what you say and do here. No problemo.
2.17sNow, Bart, since you're new here,
2.52sperhaps you'd favor us with a psalm.
4.04sHow about "Beans, beans, the musical fruit"?
3.4sWell, uh, beans were a staple of the Israelites. Yes, proceed.