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2.5sLike that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle.
1.7s- Remember that?
- Yeah.
2.42s- When Daddy hit the referee? Yeah.
- Yeah.
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0.53sAny experience?
1.1sYes.
3.27sI played Panicky Idiot Number Two in The Poseidon Adventure.
4.14sSorry, we're looking for more of a "duh, duh" idiot.
3.04sBut-- I see.
4.22sHello, Barney. Are you playing the town drunk?
3.49sActually, I'm supposed to be a governor.
4.24sThe enemy surrounded the fort and said that if the captain was sent out,
0.52sthe rest would be spared.
2.07sWhat did they do?
0.62sThey sent him out.
1.6sWas he killed?
4.37sAnd how. That's why they call it Fort Sensible.
5.29sThis is jebediah Springfield at the Battle of Ticonderoga.
3.39sNext. And here he is killing a snake...
3.52son the very first Whacking Day in 1775.