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3.14sNo son of mine is gonna be a 19th-century cockney bootblack.
2.15sWe're gonna find you another school.
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2.53sNow, remember, Bart. This is a religious school,
3.47sso be very careful about what you say and do here. No problemo.
2.17sNow, Bart, since you're new here,
2.52sperhaps you'd favor us with a psalm.
4.04sHow about "Beans, beans, the musical fruit"?
3.4sWell, uh, beans were a staple of the Israelites. Yes, proceed.
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2.4sBeans, beans, the musical fruit.
2.37sThe more you eat, the more you toot.
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5.37sAvert your eyes, children. He may take on other forms.
3.35sI guess that's it. I just can't be educated.
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3.8sI can always get a job testing dangerous food additives.