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2.47sOh, what don't you have in that belt?
3.37sPatience for harlequined hoodlums like yourself.
3.27sTruer words were never spoken, Crusader.
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1.04sManjula, remember when Apu cheated on you?
3.27sYes, thank you.
2.9sI'm worried Homer might do the same thing.
2.53sWhat would make a husband lose interest like that?
2.73sWhat I do now I do as your dearest friend.
2.2sLook at this flab! Look at it!
1.33s- Oh, my God! Is that me? - Most assuredly, yes.
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2.3sFaced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would Oprah do?
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2.99sYes, I need to fit into this in time for a funeral. Thank you.
2.47sl-l need some liposuction.
3.27sJust enough to make me attractive to this man.
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2.76sOne 10-minute suck-and-tuck.
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