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4.3sAnd that's how my beautiful wife brought our son Bart into the world.
1.47s- Oh!
- Touching.
1sYou knucklehead!
1.26sA little help!
1.9sI'll give you a little help.
4.03sOww! Oww-oww-oww! Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww!
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3.94sUh, Homie, are you as attracted to me as you were when we met?
1.3sSure. Why not?
3.53sSometimes I worry you might think about other women.
3.96sHey! Why would I want Purina when I got Fancy Feast right here?
2.43sThat doesnt sound very convincing.
4.87sAw. It sounds like all you’re looking for is a little reassurance.
2.2sWell-
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3.37sBart, remember when l was crying at recess?
2.97sI think I'm finally ready to tell you why.