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1.3sI'll slaughter you, you lamebrain!
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0sNyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!
2.93sWhat are you laughin' at, Clinton?
1.66sOw!
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1.43sDad, what is that?
3.06sWell, if Bart can be El Barto-
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3.33sOh, if only I had your courage, senor.
1.7sOh, thanks-
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2.2sDad, you’re getting paint on your wedding ring.
2.37sHuh? Oh, right. Can you hold it?
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3.27sThis is a Band-Aid wrapped in tinfoil.
2.47sMy real ring's inside a turtle.
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1.97sAre you sure we'll find husbands here?
1.59sAbsolutely.
3.6sThese volunteer events are crawling with the successful single men we deserve.
1.97sAnd howl Let's see what weve got.
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2.49sWell, he's not much to look at...
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