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2.3sFaced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would Oprah do?
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2.99sYes, I need to fit into this in time for a funeral. Thank you.
2.47sl-l need some liposuction.
3.27sJust enough to make me attractive to this man.
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2.76sOne 10-minute suck-and-tuck.
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3.2sDoctor, before we begin, I have a couple questions.
1.76sTime is money. Ask the mask.
3.66sWhat if I just do aerobics-
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2.06sHmm.
4.44sThat's funny. Hmm. I dont feel sucked out.
2.59sDoctor, my assistant is as flat as ever.
3.03sWhere are the new knockers the taxpayers paid for'?
2.9sHmm. You’re right. That's, like, flatsville.
2.47sThen where did I put those implants?
2.16sWhat on earth have you done?