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6.04s...to conclude this Halloween newscast on a scary note: remember, the presidential primaries...
2.44sare only a few months away.
2.7sHey, if you don't like it, go to Russia.
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1.8sTrick or treat, man.
1.6sAren't you a little old for this?
1.38sYou're not even wearing costumes.
3.25sHand over the candy, old dude, or we egg your house.
1.98sHere you go, kids.
1.67sHeh-heh... heh.
1.75sLousy punks.
1.6sD'oh!
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1.9sWe're home.
2.77s
1.52sAah... whoo!
1.72sGet good haul this year?
1.2sjackpot!
2.6sI'm very, very proud of you kids.
2.2sWe would have gotten more if Lisa walked faster.
1.93sI didn't select this costume for mobility.
4.34sI wore it to salute the noble Native Americans of the Pacific Northwest.
0.92sYaahh!
1.68sHa-ha-ha!
2.69sChildren, you can have one piece of candy tonight...