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1.63sUgh! What is this thing?
4.2sIt is a monkey's paw, dating back to Al-Al Ben Abdallah.
2.4sIt grants wishes to its owner.
1.83sOh, yeah? How much?
2.37sI strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
2.74sBehind every wish lurks grave misfortune.
1.92sI was once president of Algeria.
2.74sI don't want to hear your life story. Paw me.