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1.03sGordon, do something.
1.5sWhat do you want me to do?
1.25sI'm a baker now.
1.2sConquered with a club.
1.63sWish we'd saved an A-bomb.
1.35sMove along humans.
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1.72sThis is all the Simpsons' fault.
1.94sBefore I was just bored with them,
2.2snow I wish they were dead.
2.15sGeez, now we're slaves. This paw sucks.
2.64sOkay, I'll make a wish that can't backfire.
2.67sI wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread...
1.72swith lettuce and mustard...
2.82sand... and I don't want any zombie turkeys.
2.57sI don't want to turn into a turkey myself,
3.25sand I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
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1.33sHey!
2.28sHmm... mmm!
1.8sMmm... not bad.
1.95sNice hot mustard, good bread,
1.52sturkey's a little dry--
2.15sThe turkey's a little dry?!
2.09sOh, foul the cursed thing!
4.67sWhat demon from the depths of hell created thee?
2.69sHey, is that one of those monkey paw dealies...