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2.9sthe history of our country has been changed again...
2.5sto correspond with Bart's test answers.
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2.9sAmerica was now discovered in 1942 by...
1.77s"some guy."
4.64sAnd our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland.
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1.75sYour attention, please.
2.6sThis is Principal Skinner. Bart, this one's for you.
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1.9sHello, my baby
6.29shello, my honey hello, my ragtime gal send me your kiss... Phone.
2.64sHappy thoughts. Happy thoughts.
2.27sMoe's Tavern.
3.15sHold on. I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody.
3.8sI'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt...
3.75sand my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
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3.1sThat's a new one! Wait a minute.