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3.79sSo please, tuck in your children and--
3.24sWell, if you didn't listen to me last time,
2.12syou're not going to now.
2.2sEnjoy the show.
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6.04s...to conclude this Halloween newscast on a scary note: remember, the presidential primaries...
2.44sare only a few months away.
2.7sHey, if you don't like it, go to Russia.
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1.8sTrick or treat, man.
1.6sAren't you a little old for this?
1.38sYou're not even wearing costumes.
3.25sHand over the candy, old dude, or we egg your house.