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4sThanks for coming to dinner, Lois. I know you have mixed feelings about this.
1.77sI was worried you'd say no.
3.13sActually, I was worried you'd say "Beetlejuice" three times.
3.2s'Cause if you say "Beetlejuice" three times, then...
1.05sYeow!
1.67sThat was a close call.
1.43sOh, Carol.
2.87sI would never miss any of your meet-the-fiance dinners.
1.58sThis is the 10th one.
1.15sOh, Lois.
2.37sWell, Carol, I'm just saying it's a big decision.
1.7sLife is full of big decisions.
2.89sLike deciding whether or not you're going to have time to masturbate.
3.39sPeter, I'm gonna run and pick up Stewie. I'll be back in five or ten minutes.
1.53sWell, which is it?
3.07sIt's like I told you, Lois. This time it's different.
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