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2.07sMom, she's so sad and lonely.
1.6sLook who the fuck's talking.
3.3sI'm sorry, sweetheart. It's just that she's my sister.
1.83sNo wonder her husbands all left her.
1.53sWell, that's what her problem is.
4.44sShe has such low self-esteem that every time a man shows her the slightest glimmer of attention,
4.5sshe rushes into something serious and gets her heart broken like a teenage girl.
2.07sHey, Tyler, you on your way to Algebra?
1sYeah, I'll see you there.
1.23s(SOBBING)
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3.32s(THUDDING) You're awful!
3.04sANNOUNCER: The preceding joke was brought to you by men.
1.67s(COMMERCIAL JINGLE PLAYING)
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2.79sLois, thanks again for letting me stay here.
4.07sYou can't imagine how it feels to have your heart broken so many times.
3.4sAunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great Florida whore.
1.43sWhat does that mean?
5.37s(LAUGHS) Chris, I said that about Kate Hudson.
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