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3.97sHey, when it's your turn to say "I do," you should say, "I do the Dew."
2.27sAnd then we both pull out a Mountain Dew,
3.02sand then I do, like, a radical skateboard jump off the altar.
1.83sWell, obviously, yeah.
1.4s(BRIDAL CHORUS PLAYING)
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2.64sGood luck. I hope you like weird boobs.
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5.51sDearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
3.19sThe bride and groom have written their own vows.
2.4sAdam, from the first day I met you,
2.43sI knew that we were meant to be together.
3.04sI know I've said that before, a lot of times,
2.5sand it's always blown up in my face. QUAGMIRE: Giggity.
3.39sBut this time it's different. I know it's gonna work.