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4.1sI mean, how come men always feel like they can just use a woman?
1.2sYou know? Yeah.
1.17sI mean, we have feelings.
1.13sWe're people. Right.
2.5sIt's like they all have the same mindset.
2.6sIt's all about sex, sex, sex. Yeah.
3.49sAnd there's so much more to life than that.
1.12sTwenty feet that way, please.
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2.43sOh, it's so great to see you kids.
2.8sHere, I brought you all gifts from Texas.
2.95sMeg, this is a bar of soap with a scorpion in it.
3.27sStewie, this is a lollipop with a desert spider in it.
3.85sAnd, Chris, this is a comb made out of an armadillo shell.
4.6sNow, just don't use it to comb your hair and make promises to women you won't keep.
1.68sI probably just won't use it.
1.5sWell, if you all don't mind,
2.5sI'm gonna freshen up before dinner.
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2.07sMom, she's so sad and lonely.
1.6sLook who the fuck's talking.
3.3sI'm sorry, sweetheart. It's just that she's my sister.
1.83sNo wonder her husbands all left her.