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3.34sWe sold him to some guy wearing a dress.
4.45sNo, I didn't buy your dog. I gotta go keep an eye on Selma.
2.7sShe thinks she swallowed a Band-Aid.
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2.63sYeah, I bought your mutt, and I ate him!
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2.83sI 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts,
2.67sand I 'ate the way he's always barking!
2.34sSo, I gave him to the church.
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3.62sOh, I see. You hate him, so you gave him to the church.
2.97sAye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug.
2.07sYa heard me!
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3.87sMmm, yes, I remember Satan's Little Helper...
3.72slittering the rectory with his dirt, biting me in the apse.
2.1sHe unholied the holy water!
3.4sThat's him, all right. I'll be happy to take him off your hands.
3.34sOh, I'm afraid that's impossible, Bart. He's no longer among us.
2.65sYou didn't crucify him?
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