2.3sHi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kid.
2.57sHey! That's not Santa's Little Helper!
4.24sThat's Laddie. Bart says he won him at a church carnival two towns over.
2.43sIn a truth-telling contest, right, Bart?
2.23sUh, to the best of my recollection, yes.
2.49sWow! I gotta start going to church.
1.97sWhat do you got for me, boy?
4.72sHey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.