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2.2sHow come I never get any mail?
3.44sI'm sorry, honey. Here, you can have the junk mail.
4.5s"Gas your termites," "Freeze your termites," "Zap your termites,"
2.43s"Save the termites."
1.93sHello!
1.57s
3.4s"Dear Occupant, because of your fine credit history,
4.1syou have been preapproved for a Money Bank charge card."
2.45sOoh, baby! Okay, let's see now.
3.9sOccupation? Hmm. Butt doctor.
3.3sIncome? Whatever I finds, I keeps.
2.5sName? Hmm.
2.87sName. Name.
2.62sMy name is...
3.12sSanta's Little Helper.
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1.67s
2.73s
3.27sMarge, mail's here.
1.67sBills, bills.
4.1sOh, a rejection letter from The New Yorker subscription department.