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3.9sOccupation? Hmm. Butt doctor.
3.3sIncome? Whatever I finds, I keeps.
2.5sName? Hmm.
2.87sName. Name.
2.62sMy name is...
3.12sSanta's Little Helper.
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3.27sMarge, mail's here.
1.67sBills, bills.
4.1sOh, a rejection letter from The New Yorker subscription department.
4.7sHmm. Who or what is Santos L. Halper?
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2.52sWow! My own credit card!
2.43sThanks, Santos!
2sA quarter?
3.44sYou're just the dog that keeps on giving, aren't ya?
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3.77sAnd Zebra Girl, Zillionaire and Zoidzilla.
3sAnd will there be any more splurging today?